The World Championship of Tiddlywinks

The tensions are high
The players are ready
Years of building up their manual dexterity
To properly flip a wink in a cup

This game is not for the weak of heart
Leave that to the chess players
At a moments notice
Your winks could be buried by your opponent

Many aspiring winkers
Reading copies of “Winking World Lite”
Dreams of being the world champion winker
Reaching the top winkerdom

As the match progress
The players are ruthless
Putting winks on top of winks
Unimaginable trick shots dazzle the audience

As the final shot is made
The raining champ has been usurped
A battle leaving both players
On the brink of destruction

The new reigning champion of winking
Stands tall and proud with his trophy
With a smug grin across his face
He proclaims

“Its great to be winker of the world again
7 years since I last was
Particularly nice, because someone on I work with
Collects sperm from chimpanzees
So its very nice to be a champ winker
And I’ll leave him to do the other half.”